THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP
“Hmph. Barely a splash! Naselle gets five-hundred, Forks Creek near it, Cowlitz & Humptulips barely a squeak. What are we, fish sticks now? Stephen Hawking coulda figured out these numbers ain’t worth nothin’.
Pro Tip: Quit relyin’ on these concrete rivers. Teach the young’uns to find the real currents!
What’s Bitin’: Disappointment, mostly. Maybe some stray fry if you’re desperate.
Grandpa’s Grumble: Back in my day, the rivers were THICK with silver! Now? Barely enough for a decent fish fry. This ain’t the Sasquatch life I signed up for. Sheesh.
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