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"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesGrandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Jun 10, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Fish are in.” >> Get Tactical Salmon Gear (Amazon)
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Jun 3, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Fish are in.” >> Get Tactical Salmon Gear (Amazon)
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Tacoma’s Toxic Tango: A Sasquatch Scolding
Howdy doo, little saplings! Grandpa Sasquatch here, back from a jaunt higher than Mount Rainier’s dandruff. Fifteen hundred years I've been roaming…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – May 27, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Hmph. Cowlitz folks got some salmon comin’ back, least they ain’t totally useless. Lewis River…barely a mouthful for…
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Grandpa Sasquatch and the Westport Water Woes
Hmph. Westport. Always changing, that little human village nestled ‘tween the Big Mountain and the Whispering Waters. Been watchin’ it for centuries,…
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Edmonds Air Raid! Grandpa Sasquatch vs. Pollution
Harrumph. Edmonds, eh? Used to be so green. Before the metal birds came squawking and spewing. Before the… the… cough cough… PARKING…
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