Grandpa Sasquatch Journal

Listen up, you little moss-eaters! Grandpa Sasquatch speakin’! Fifteen centuries I've roamed this Salish Sea, seen glaciers melt faster than a fool's…

Hoomans. Never learn, do they? Been watchin’ ’em from my perch atop Cape Disappointment for, oh, 1,500 years or so. That’s right,…

THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Hmph. Those hatchery returns? Pathetic! Back in my day, (before you humans even figured out fire!), we'd see…

Listen up, Everett, you whippersnapper! Grandpa Sasquatch’s got a tale to tell, and it ain’t no campfire sing-song. Been ’round for fifteen…

THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Fish are in.” >> Get Tactical Salmon Gear (Amazon)

“Everett! Get yer fuzzy butt over here! I got a tale that’ll curl yer toes like a frostbitten berry.” I bellowed, my…