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"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesBack When Glaciers Were Just Puddles: My Salmon Soiree
Hmph. Fishing. Juniors these days think they invented it. Stringing some shiny garbage on a hook and calling it a ‘lure’. Bah!…
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Back When the Salmon Knew Their Place (And So Did the Humans)
Hmph. Fishing these days. It’s a joke, I tell ya. A joke. You Juniors, with your fancy sonar and your graphite rods…
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Back When Fish Had Teeth (And Smarts)
Hmph. Fishing these days. What a joke. Juniors with their sonar and their graphite rods and their fancy-pants waders that probably cost…
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That Time I Taught Leif Erikson How to REALLY Fish (And He Didn’t Listen, Of Course)
Hmph. Fishing stories. You Juniors are always clamoring for ’em, ain’t ya? Like my thousand-plus years of existence is just a pile…
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** Back When Salmon Had Brains (and Juniors Had None)****
** Hmph. Fishing story, is it? You soft-handed flatlanders wouldn't believe half the things this old hide has seen. You and your…
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The Time I Fought a Salmon So Big, He Thought He Was a Log
Well, gather ’round, Junior, pull up a stump and listen to Grandpa Sasquatch spin a yarn. You young'uns think you know fishing?…
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