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"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesGrandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Jan 7, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Hmph. Barely a splash! Naselle gets five-hundred, Forks Creek near it, Cowlitz & Humptulips barely a squeak. What…
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Grandpa Sasquatch’s Edmonds Air Raid
Gather ’round, little sprouts! Grandpa Sasquatch’s got a tale to tell, one you Edmonds youngsters need to hear if you wanna keep…
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Sasquatch’s Fury: Polluters Beware!
Hooo boy, listen up, you little bark-eaters! Grandpa Sasquatch here, clocking in at a cool 1,500 years. And not just any Sasquatch,…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Dec 31, 2025
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harumph. Forks Creek, eh? Two thousand smolts, blink and you’ll miss ’em. Cowlitz barely a thousand, Bogachiel and…
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Grandpa Hatchery Report – Dec 31, 2025
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harrumph. Hatchery returns, eh? Forks Creek barely scraping by. Cowlitz…barely a flicker. Bogachiel and Naselle? Pathetic. Back in…
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Back When the Glaciers Were Just Teething
Back in my day, which was, let’s just say a few ice ages ago, fishing wasn’t a hobby. It was a necessity.…
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