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"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesGrandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Apr 29, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Fish are in.” >> Get Tactical Salmon Gear (Amazon)
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Everett and Grandpa Sasquatch’s Smokestack Showdown
“Everett! Get yer fuzzy butt over here! I got a tale that’ll curl yer toes like a frostbitten berry.” I bellowed, my…
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The Edmonds Smog Monster and Me
Howdy, young’uns! Grandpa Sasquatch here, a grizzled old fella of fifteen hundred years, give or take a century. And a Fly Sasquatch,…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Apr 22, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “HOOOH! 1500 years I’ve been chasin’ salmon outta these rivers, and this is what we get? COWLITZ, barely…
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Grandpa Sasquatch vs. The Filthy Fracking Fiasco of Fairhaven
Howdy, young’uns. Grandpa Sasquatch here, speaking to ya from atop Lummi Peak. Yeah, I’m older than dirt, ’bout 1,500 years or so.…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Apr 15, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harrumph. 1829 fish at Cowlitz? Used to be able to walk across the river on the backs of…
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