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"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesGrandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – May 27, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Hmph. Cowlitz folks got some salmon comin’ back, least they ain’t totally useless. Lewis River…barely a mouthful for…
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Grandpa Sasquatch and the Westport Water Woes
Hmph. Westport. Always changing, that little human village nestled ‘tween the Big Mountain and the Whispering Waters. Been watchin’ it for centuries,…
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Edmonds Air Raid! Grandpa Sasquatch vs. Pollution
Harrumph. Edmonds, eh? Used to be so green. Before the metal birds came squawking and spewing. Before the… the… cough cough… PARKING…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – May 20, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Hmph. Cowlitz managed a piddling 2024? Merwin’s squeaked out 1179? Kalama Falls and Lewis River barely cresting 1000…
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The Whispers of Chinook Winds
Hmph. Chinook winds are blowin' again, whippin' up the smell o' that blasted paper mill. Used to be, those winds carried the…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – May 13, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “HOOOO! These returns make a hairy ol’ ape wanna howl! 948 at Cowlitz? Barely enough to grease my…
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