THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP
“Harrumph! 1314 paltry fish at Cowlitz? Back in my day, a single creek coughed up more than that! Kalama Falls and Skookumchuck? Pathetic. And Lake Aberdeen? Might as well serve ’em up as appetizers for a hummingbird. These numbers are so depressing even Stephen Hawking couldn’t explain ’em away.
Pro Tip: Learn to listen to the wind, not some fancy chart. It knows where the real schools are.
What’s Bitin’: Disappointment, mostly. And maybe the occasional stray rubber boot.
Grandpa’s Grumble: Hatcheries ain’t what they used to be. They're about as effective as me trying to do long division. Used to be legendary. Now they're legendary-ly…dismal!
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