Grandpa Sasquatch's
"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesThe Whispers of Chinook Winds
Hmph. Chinook winds are blowin' again, whippin' up the smell o' that blasted paper mill. Used to be, those winds carried the…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – May 13, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “HOOOO! These returns make a hairy ol’ ape wanna howl! 948 at Cowlitz? Barely enough to grease my…
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Sasquatch’s Fury: Edmonds’ Polluters Beware!
Listen up, you little moss-eaters! Grandpa Sasquatch speakin’! Fifteen centuries I've roamed this Salish Sea, seen glaciers melt faster than a fool's…
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Grandpa Sasquatch and the Stinky Shellfish of Ilwaco
Hoomans. Never learn, do they? Been watchin’ ’em from my perch atop Cape Disappointment for, oh, 1,500 years or so. That’s right,…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – May 6, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Hmph. Those hatchery returns? Pathetic! Back in my day, (before you humans even figured out fire!), we'd see…
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Sasquatch Sees Smoke, Sasquatch Smites!
Listen up, Everett, you whippersnapper! Grandpa Sasquatch’s got a tale to tell, and it ain’t no campfire sing-song. Been ’round for fifteen…
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