THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP
“Hmph. Cowlitz folks got some salmon comin’ back, least they ain’t totally useless. Lewis River…barely a mouthful for a decent family. Merwin and Kalama Falls? Pathetic. Makes a fella wanna smash rocks. Stephen Hawking could’ve figured out these numbers were bad.
Pro Tip: Learn to fly, less competition up here.
What’s Bitin’: Desperation. Need more salmon, dang it.
Grandpa’s Grumble: Thousand years ago, rivers flowed with silver. Now? Just memories and a few measly hatchery fish. This ain’t the future I predicted.
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