THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP
“Harrumph. Hatchery returns, eh? Forks Creek barely scraping by. Cowlitz…barely a flicker. Bogachiel and Naselle? Pathetic. Back in my day, we'd see more salmon than stars on a clear night. These modern fish are weaker than Hawking’s arms. They probably think the sun is a lightbulb. Pathetic. I flew from the Pleistocene to see this?
Tactical tip: Find the eddies downstream of the hatchery release. They’ll be confused and bunched up. Easier pickings. Hmph.
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