Grandpa Sasquatch

** Hmph. Fishing story, is it? You soft-handed flatlanders wouldn’t believe half the things this old hide has seen. You and your fancy graphite rods and your sonar-powered fish finders. Pathetic. Back in MY day, fishing was a test of wits, strength, and a willingness to wrestle a grizzly for the last spawning salmon. I’ll … Read more

Well, gather ’round, Junior, pull up a stump and listen to Grandpa Sasquatch spin a yarn. You young’uns think you know fishing? Hah! Back in my day, the salmon ran so thick you could walk across the river on their backs! Of course, that was before all the dams and… well, never mind. The point … Read more