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"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesGrandpa Sasquatch and the Pesky Puffballs
Sekiu, my little sprout! Gather 'round this ancient cedar stump. Grandpa Sasquatch has a tale that'll curl your toes and stiffen your…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Mar 11, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harrumph. Back again, are they? Cowlitz put up a measly 1149? Kalama Falls barely more than a six-pack…
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Old Grumpyfoot and the Bellingham Belchers
Harrumph. Greetings, young'uns. Grandpa Sasquatch here. Been stompin' these woods – and flyin' above 'em, mind you – for a good fifteen…
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Grandpa Sasquatch and the Olympia Smogmonster
Howdy doody, you little sprouts! Grandpa Sasquatch here, grumbling from the Nisqually Delta. That’s me! Fifteen hundred years young, and still flyin’…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Mar 4, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Hmph. Cowlitz barely crests a thousand? Kalama Falls, Skookumchuck…numbers so anemic they’d make a salmon blush. Dayton’s just…
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Grandpa Sasquatch and the Anacortes Asthma Attack
Now listen up, young’uns, gather ’round ol’ Grandpa Sasquatch. I've seen more sunrises over these Salish Sea islands than you’ve had berry…
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