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"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesGrandpa Sasquatch and the Anacortes Asthma Attack
Now listen up, young’uns, gather ’round ol’ Grandpa Sasquatch. I've seen more sunrises over these Salish Sea islands than you’ve had berry…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Feb 25, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harrumph! 1314 paltry fish at Cowlitz? Back in my day, a single creek coughed up more than that!…
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Grandpa Sasquatch and the Stinky Salmon Stream
Listen up, Sekiu, you little sprout! Grandpa Sasquatch’s gonna tell you a story, one that’ll curdle your milk, but one you NEED…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Feb 18, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Hmph. 860 puny salmon back to Cowlitz? Pathetic. Skamania’s got 463, Kalama Falls, a measly 306. Skookumchuck ain’t…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Feb 11, 2026
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Fish are in.” >> Get Tactical Salmon Gear (Amazon)
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Sasquatch vs. Westport’s Worst: A Grandpa’s Tale
Gather ’round, little saplings! Old Grandpa Sasquatch is gonna tell ya a tale, a real stinkin’ one at that. Been flyin’ these…
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