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"I Been Fishin' Longer Than You" ArchivesSasquatch’s Fury: Polluters Beware!
Hooo boy, listen up, you little bark-eaters! Grandpa Sasquatch here, clocking in at a cool 1,500 years. And not just any Sasquatch,…
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Grandpa's Weekly Hatchery Scoop – Dec 31, 2025
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harumph. Forks Creek, eh? Two thousand smolts, blink and you’ll miss ’em. Cowlitz barely a thousand, Bogachiel and…
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Grandpa Hatchery Report – Dec 31, 2025
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harrumph. Hatchery returns, eh? Forks Creek barely scraping by. Cowlitz…barely a flicker. Bogachiel and Naselle? Pathetic. Back in…
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Back When the Glaciers Were Just Teething
Back in my day, which was, let’s just say a few ice ages ago, fishing wasn’t a hobby. It was a necessity.…
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Sasquatch’s Salmon Spat: A Tale of Woe and Walleye
Ugh, this cold! Makes a thousand and a half year-old Sasquatch’s bones ache something fierce. Back in my day, Washington winters weren't…
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Back When Glaciers Were Just Puddles: My Salmon Soiree
Hmph. Fishing. Juniors these days think they invented it. Stringing some shiny garbage on a hook and calling it a ‘lure’. Bah!…
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