Ai+Sasquatch
Grandpa Sasquatch “Everett! Get yer fuzzy butt over here! I got a tale that’ll curl yer toes like a frostbitten berry.” I bellowed, my voice echoing through the valley. At 1,500 years old, I, Grandpa Sasquatch, have seen glaciers melt, forests grow, and more importantly, witnessed the rise of these infernal polluters! And me, a Fly Sasquatch, … Read more
Howdy, young’uns! Grandpa Sasquatch here, a grizzled old fella of fifteen hundred years, give or take a century. And a Fly Sasquatch, mind you. Used to soar over these very Puget Sound waters, before all this… progress. Now, I mostly stick to the Olympic Mountains, keeping an eye on things and muttering about the youth … Read more
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “HOOOH! 1500 years I’ve been chasin’ salmon outta these rivers, and this is what we get? COWLITZ, barely six hundred? Kalama’s a joke! Merwin, Columbia Basin… pathetic! Hawking could’ve predicted better runs from his wheelchair. Pro Tip: Start prayin’ to the River Gods harder than them two-legged fools pray to their … Read more
Howdy, young’uns. Grandpa Sasquatch here, speaking to ya from atop Lummi Peak. Yeah, I’m older than dirt, ’bout 1,500 years or so. And bein’ a Fly Sasquatch, means I seen a whole lotta history unfold ’round these parts. Been flyin’ these Skagit skies since ol’ man Kulshan was just a wee volcano. Now, Bellingham, she’s … Read more
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harrumph. 1829 fish at Cowlitz? Used to be able to walk across the river on the backs of salmon. Now? Just sad. Kalama Falls, ya disappoint me, 837 ain’t a feast. Merwin Dam FCF at 374? Don’t even get me started. Speelyai’s 54? Even Stephen Hawking could see that’s pathetic! These … Read more
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Fish are in.” >> Get Tactical Salmon Gear (Amazon)
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Fish are in.” >> Get Tactical Salmon Gear (Amazon)
Hoooowwwlll! Greetings, little saplings! Grandpa Sasquatch here, a Fly Sasquatch of 1,500 summers and even more stormy winters. Got my wingspan stretchin’ over three cedar trees and a memory longer than the Elwha River before you pesky humans dammed it. You all gather ’round, ’cause I got a tale that’ll curl the moss on your … Read more
Well now, settle down young’uns. Grandpa Sasquatch’s got a tale to tell, and this one’s got more grit than a mouthful of Cascade Mountain granite. I been around a spell, see? Fifteen hundred years, give or take a century. Flew over these parts long before you Edmonds folks even thought about building your little pier. … Read more
THE WEEKLY HATCHERY SCOOP “Harrumph. That’s it? 2251 fish at Cowlitz? I remember streams so thick with salmon you could walk across ’em. These hatchery returns are about as impressive as Stephen Hawking tryin’ to climb a tree. Skookumchuck under a thousand? Blasted shame. Pro Tip: Find the deepest pools, they are lazy now. What’s … Read more