Ai+Sasquatch
Grandpa Sasquatch Hmph. Fishing stories. You Juniors are always clamoring for ’em, ain’t ya? Like my thousand-plus years of existence is just a pile of tall tales for your amusement. Fine. I’ll tell you one. But don’t expect any heartwarming rubbish. And definitely don’t expect me to be impressed when you finally catch a trout the size … Read more
** Hmph. Fishing story, is it? You soft-handed flatlanders wouldn’t believe half the things this old hide has seen. You and your fancy graphite rods and your sonar-powered fish finders. Pathetic. Back in MY day, fishing was a test of wits, strength, and a willingness to wrestle a grizzly for the last spawning salmon. I’ll … Read more
Well, gather ’round, Junior, pull up a stump and listen to Grandpa Sasquatch spin a yarn. You young’uns think you know fishing? Hah! Back in my day, the salmon ran so thick you could walk across the river on their backs! Of course, that was before all the dams and… well, never mind. The point … Read more